Sooner or later I’ll have to actually write that much-delayed post about superheroes porn spoofs and their fan (did you know that their costumes are so comic-accurate that the DVDs include a porn-free edit for the true fans dismayed by the official blockbuster adaptations?) but in the meantime this is the sort of erotic superheroes I found in the news.
Doc Johnson, the sex toy giant that manufactured at least a couple of the items in your secret toy box, announced a barely copyright-safe line of comicbooks-inspired dildos. No prize for guessing who ‘the Caped Cock’, ‘the Amazing Webshooter’, ‘Rock-hard man’ and ‘the Incredible Hunk’ remind of. Let’s say I’m just filing this along with thesilliest sex toys of 2012, waiting for the inevitable Japanese answer.