When it comes down to sex information, usually nothing beats Cosmopolitan… as the worst possible source of them all. I mean it: do you know any other magazine worthy of a regular column about how wrong its sex tips are? I actually wrote for its Italian edition many years ago, and I still cringe at the memory of the bunch of angry, hateful, frustrated bunch of ugly harpies that worked in that office. In fact, I am pretty sure that they were trying to get a revenge on normal women by purposefully trying to make their readers feel as miserable as they could.

In spite of this, however, it looks like that sometimes even that magazine can let a seriously fun article out. To wit: a recent feature about the silliest sex toys currently on the market, from which I culled the very best (or worst, depending on your mood). The green monster on the left, in example, happens to be a vibrator just like the other guys below.

I, if you don’t mind, will stick with old-fashioned black leather and latex stuff…