Statistics and researches have been proving it for decades: watching or reading porn does not lead to committing rape, but rather has the opposite effect of defusing possible sexually violent tendencies (a nice way to say that if you are busy fapping you just can’t be bothered to go out and assault people). However, what they forgot to tell us is that pornography is far from being harmless, because… it makes monsters come out of your closet and passé Japanese ghosts appear.

At least, this is what is maintained by Harmless, a self-styled “Christian” movie possibly coming out in October. The uncertainty comes from the failure of the Kickstarter campaign with which the filmmakers tried to secure the sum required to complete the production, only managing a $586 pledge by fans. This notwithstanding, it seems that their work continued anyway, so get ready to be terrified…