I hope you found my latest posts interesting, but I do admit they were a bit more serious than the sort of stuff my readers usually like. Let me apologize, courtesy of mr. Jörg Sprave. He is the man behind The slingshot channel, an exceedingly weird blog where he showcases his homemade projectile weapons – ranging from basic slings to absurdly elaborate rubberband machine guns, Oreo separators, killer paperplane launchers, chainsaw shooters and more.

He has a huge following I am terribly envious of, and he recently became (again!) the Internet’s darling thanks to his Dildo launcher. ‘Dildo’, apparently, stands for ‘Damage Inflicting Longitudinal Destruction Object’… and the following video shows the accuracy of this etymology.

Ayzad.com however couldn’t just stop at a newspiece everyone already knows about. So please enjoy Jörg’s entry for the Bill Gates contest for a “cooler, easier to wear condom”. Maybe some more research is needed…