Yeah, I know. It’s a Monday… And judging from the access statistics for www.ayzad.com, you are still struggling to get up to speed after another hideous match with your alarm clock. This is precisely why I was amazed when I learned of one of those inventions so obvious it looks impossible nobody imagined before.

The Wake-up vibe is exactly what you are thinking of. A female only vibrator, European exclusive only (for now), and pure genius. Set the alarm, slip it in your panties, go to sleep… and have pleasant dreams until you’ll be awoken in the cutest possible way. The official website has all the details.