Welcome to the second and final – for the moment – part of my latest collection of truly terrible sex toys I have found for sale on the Web. Don’t forget to check out Part 1 if you haven’t yet, and good luck finding the perfect Christmas hate gift for that frenemy in...

How very forgetful of me. While I was distracted, I let the awful sex toys folder fill up with unpublished links, depriving you (and all the websites that just swipe and repackage it uncredited) of my very irregular Don’t buy it! feature. Everything is pretty...

You know I only review technologically innovative sex toys, and knowing this the Hot Octopuss guys sent over a couple of new products that picked my curiosity. A little primer is required to understand their uniqueness, though.A cockring is… well, pretty much anything...

I’ll let you on a secret about 99% of the dildos and vibrating sex toys reviews: they are totally worthless. The reason is that 99% of such objects only differ in their shape, reducing the whole matter to finding the ones that best fit one’s personal features – the...